1001 rules for my unborn son

I stumbled on an interesting link today - 1001 Rules for my Unborn Son.

Here's a few:

395. Be mindful of what comes between you and the earth.  Buy good tires, good sheets and good shoes.

Be sincere, be brief, be seated. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

373. Carry two handkerchiefs.
The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her.

368. Just raise your glass. There's no need to clink with everyone at the table

304. If you choose to wear a tie, commit.  Button your top button.

303. Offer your date the seat with the best view of the restaurant.

 

sometimes you stumble on jems like this.
make you wonder about the fashion back in the day...based on these high waist jeans, body suits and plaid shirts - I say grade 8.

sigh

party in the usa, stuck. ugh

Seriously, it's stuck. 
Damn Miley Cyrus and her stupid catchy tunes, conveniently written in a key I can sing in at karaoke..ugh

For your viewing pleasure.  Totally the gay anthem of the summer.
Thought I'd share this in hopes that the rest of the world will share my pain.

hello kitty freaks

I was thinking about my blog on the way to work this morning and figured it was time for a new post.  I've been neglecting it all summer.

Summer09
- picked up golf.  Fun times. - thanks Jupps
- No Doubt concert with Jen
- Killers concert with Kev, Carine & Ed
- Rogers Cup with Daddy

So while I was logging on to blog today, I stumbled upon The 10 Weirdest Hello Kitty Products Ever.
I am reminded of Carine.  She hearts Hello Kitty.

Carine with her prized Hello Kitty Kev won her at The Ex after the Killer's concert.

While poking around I came across this lovely Hello Kitty wedding.

At first, I thought it was a Japanese Hello Kitty Freak.  But NO!  It's a CHINESE couple being married off in a HK MTR station and the BRIDE's name is HORLICKS.

omg.  I spent the next 20 mins crying.  Not to be missed.

how about this?

a modern approach.  not your typical boring walk down the aisle.

i think my mother would have a heart attack,