I stumbled on an interesting link today - 1001 Rules for my Unborn Son.

Here's a few:

395. Be mindful of what comes between you and the earth.  Buy good tires, good sheets and good shoes.

Be sincere, be brief, be seated. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

373. Carry two handkerchiefs.
The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her.

368. Just raise your glass. There's no need to clink with everyone at the table

304. If you choose to wear a tie, commit.  Button your top button.

303. Offer your date the seat with the best view of the restaurant.